Come on, Mr. Weenie. Beg. You can do it.
Come on. Beg.
Bob, he won't listen. Bob, show him how to beg.
Dog worship.
Oh, my!
- You folks all right? - What? No, no, no! He's...
Taken you hostage. I know, I know.
You're safe now. I've got the enemy neutral...
There, there, Mr. Weenie. Are you all right, baby?
You're the sweetest little weenie I ever saw.
Don't be fooled. He's one of them.
- Who? - The enemy! The bear! That deer!
All them animals!
I have seen the future.
It will start in small towns like Timberline.
Soon, it'll spread.
They will invade from burrows, caves, petting zoos.
If I don't stop them...
...it'll be a total reversal of the natural order.
They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see.
The truth will be revealed.
We know exactly what you mean.
- You do? - We're scientists. Well, of sorts.
And we're trying to secure photographic documentation...
...of a real, live homo-sasquatchus.
- Homo-say-what? - We're looking for Bigfoot.
Bigfoot...? I didn't realize I was talking to a couple of wack jobs.
Don't trust him. Pets are double agents.
The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv you!
Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.
Boog?
Boog. Are you awake?
- I am now. - Awesome.
I was watching you sleep last night and you were like a little angel.
Except for you're fat and snoring like:
We're gonna work on that, though.
I invented this cure where you stick your whole hand...
...in your mouth. - How long before we get to Timberline?
Oh, by nightfall. Easy.
Are you sure?
Absolutely.
Hey, you wanna see something stupid?
Well, then we better get going.
Right. We're on a tight schedule. I'll carry your load.
Oh, no. Whoa, wait.
Look, you gotta be real careful with him, okay, because he's real delicate.
Want a fishy cracker?
No. I'll eat when I get home.
Listen, girlfriend.
You wanna find a man like my Ignacio, you gotta check your look.
What are you saying? I'm black and white. I go with everything.
You go fine with everybody. Maybe that's your problem.
- Ain't those the same two skunks... - I had some thoughts on the show.
- My show? - The lady in the shorts has gotta go.
She's slowing us down. It's gotta be fresh, new. I want some jazz.
I'm the star, and the people out there come to see me...
...a grizzly bear.
I see.
You get to have the career while I stay home and look after Dinkleman!
He's not even mine!
I don't get to have a dream. Is that it?
Buddy.
Don't you think I might like a little singing...
...a little dancing, a little: - Elliot.
But no. All I ever hear is, "How long until we get to Timberline, simple?
- How long until we get home?" - Elliot! Are those the same beavers?
- No. All beavers look alike. - Hey! Tiny dancer!
Yeah, that's right! Shake it, shake it!
- Let's see some moves! - Elliot!
Yeah.
Elliot, this is the same dang dam. We've been going in circles!
Circle. One time around.
You don't even know where we're going.
Got them, Lorraine!
- What was that? - Hunters?
- What are they doing up here? - Okay, boys. Take cover!
- Boog, we gotta hide. - I'm out of here.
Boog, wait! Don't go out there!
Hey, tubby, stop! Hey, this ain't a load-bearing structure!
Oh, that's bad.
Rosie, in here.
- Stop. Get off. - Buddy, buddy, buddy!
Crud.
Shaw!
Dinkleman!
You're gonna be okay!
We're gonna die and you know it.
No one around here to save you this time, boys!
Paddle, Boog! Paddle!
Grab a boulder! Grab a boulder!
Left, left. Right!
Oh, like you know.
Where is he?
He's gone. Oh, there he is.
No, wait. There he is. There he is.
- Why, you little... - There he is.
Quiet, I'm trying to drive.
Faster, Boog!
Like fishing and hunting at the same time.
- Give me a hand, Boog! Hold me! - Stop. Get off! Elliot, get off. Get off!
Stop!
Dinkleman?
You. You did this.
- Yeah, that's right. - What did I do?
You dragged us down to the hunting grounds.
- Yeah, where are we gonna hide? - We're sitting ducks out here.
And it's open season!
All right, all right. That's enough.
Guys, it's not his fault.
Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault.
- My fault? - Yeah.
If it weren't for you I'd be home right now.
None of this would've ever happened.
You said you knew the way back, but you lied.
L... No.
Okay.
Okay, maybe...
I thought if you hung out with me then maybe you would like me.
Oh, man. I trusted you, Elliot.
I'm sorry, Boog.
We're still partners, right?
You know, Elliot, I'm better off alone.
What about us?
- Yeah. - Yeah, what about us?
Us? There's no us.
You're not my problem. And you? We're done.
- But... Boog, wait. - Done.
- Oh, no. - Thanks for the license, Gordy.
All right, guys. Good luck.
- Hey, Earl. That a new truck? - Yeah. Check it out. Jealous much?
You okay?
I put him way above the falls.
I hope I did the right thing.
Don't worry, Beth. I'm sure Boog is happy in his new home.
Stupid nature.
Civilization.
Hello?
Excuse me. Is anybody home?
Oh, sweet porcelain.
And the crowd goes wild!
Now, there's gotta be a fridge in here somewhere.
Oh, no.
Deers, skunks, beavers.
I gotta hide.
That bear's turned them all.
Here you go, Lorraine. There, you get good and dry.
Come morning, we got a rebellion to crush.
And then I'm gonna take back what's mine!
Elliot.
Someone's been eating my candy.
Somebody's been sitting in my chair.
Somebody forgot to flush!
And he's still here.
Come back for your bear, Goldilocks?
Ready or not, here I come!
If you go out in the woods today You're sure of a big surprise
If you go out in the woods today You better go in disguise
'Cause every bear That ever there was
Was gathered there Together because
Today's the day The teddy bears have
Their picnic!
Hey, bear! There ain't nowhere that you can hide from me!
As soon as I get mine:
Blowing their heads off!
Good time.
Elliot.
No buddy.
Elliot, you've gotta hide.
The hunters are here.
He's gonna give us away.
All right! Bring it! Bring it!
- Boog? - Hey, buddy.
What are you doing back here?
Come on. I couldn't go home without my partner.
- I don't have a partner. - Elliot.
I don't need the herd and I don't need you.
So leave me alone.
Ain't gonna be able to do it.
You see, I already saved you once.
That makes me responsible for you.
I saw that. Come on. Let me hear you say it. Partners.
- No. - What was that?
- I guess we can be partners. - Sorry, I can't hear you.
I said I guess we can be partners.
- Partners! - Partners!
Okeydokey. This way.
- This way. - Right. Maybe you better lead.
Yeah. Let's get back to the garage, where it's safe.
- Safe? - Safe?
Hey, Boog. How many animals can fit in the garage?
How many...?
Hello, Boog.
So where you all headed?
- To the safe place. - This land of garage.
- With buddy. - Come on. You owe us, Tiny.
- Yeah! - Yeah! That's right!
Yeah, I'm sorry about the dam.
And how I messed you all up, you know. My bad.
So you're taking us with you, right, Booger?
Please? Please.
Look at me. I'm too pretty to die!
Well, maybe...
No! No! No!
You ain't leaving without us.
I didn't mean to call you Booger.
- Can we take Giselle? - Wait! Let me think.
Hunters.
Dang. Nobody's going home tonight.
There's so many of them.
That's it, then.
No more me.
I guess I will be mounted on a wall.
Oh, no, you won't.
Now, when I'm a bearskin rug, they can walk all over me.
But until that happens, I ain't going out without a fight.
- What? - Fight?
- The F word? - That's right.
One thing you all have taught me...
...the woods is a messed-up, dangerous place.
And y'all are crazy. You've been kicking my butt for the last two days.
Yeah, I kind of did.
- I didn't. - Sorry.
So let's do to them what you've been doing to me.
Now, I say we give our guests the full outdoor experience.
Yeah!
Hey! Is this a private fight or can anybody join?
Because McSquizzy wants in.
Good. Because we'll need your nuts.
- And your acorns too. - What's the plan, Boog?
Oh, we gonna run those yahoos back to town.
Yeah, baby. When we get through with them, they won't ever come back.
So you think you're so tough, huh?
Well, you know what I think?
I think you're still just a mama's bear.
You guard the fort, Mr. Weenie. Mama's gonna take a dip.
That's good. Mama's getting kind of gamey.
Come on, Bob. There's gonna be a full moon out tonight.
- Sorry. - Come on. Let's go.
Boog?
Oh, yeah.
- Maria, let go. - I'll carry it.
It's empty.
Ladies.
Heave-ho, heave-ho.
This is gonna be great.
You. We gonna need more ducks.
Elliot, is that chocolate on your face?
No.
- It's a pet. - He's gonna blow our cover.
I've been living a lie!
Please, take me with you.
Hey, Boog. You're not still mad about that backpack thing, are you?
Oh, no. I never hold a grudge. I just let them go.
What was that?
It's the signal.
Okay, Deni. Let's round them up!
All right, ladies. Let her rip!
- Gas mask. - Got it!
My pants!
Good job, Reilly. All right.
Time to run these guys back to town.
Are you ready for this?
- This is awkward. - Yes. Yes, it is.
- Can I? - Go for it, Smelliot.
Charge!
Holy stampede! It's a stampede!
All right. Show me your "grr" face!
Now, let's kick some hunter bahookie!
Bob, we've been robbed!
And they took Mr. Weenie!
Come on, mate! Move them pudgy wee legs!
I feel so alive!
Drop antlers!
Bless me.
No! No!
How you doing, partner?
Boog, this is great. Let's do this every year.
No, no! Get that bill away from me.
Fire!
Guys, let's get out of here!
Sheriff! Sheriff!
The animals are going wild, and the bear is their leader!
It's for you.
Gordy, I'm bringing him home.
Come on, men! They're just animals.
Elliot, catch.
Got it.
Present arms!
Yeah!
Fire!
Oh, my God!
Back to the trucks!
Boog, it's working.
Yeah. Look at them run.
- Send in Mr. Happy! - Who?
Go, go, go!
Adieu!
Mr. Happy didn't go off.
Hey, whoa. We're just supposed to run them into town.
Well, it's time for them to start running, isn't it?
Hey, Earl, ain't that your truck?
That's a bummer.
That's right. Keep running.
Sweet.
Freedom!
Hello, Goldilocks.
What?
Bull's-eye!
Quick! We need more ammo.
Elliot! Elliot, stop helping me.
- Keep it coming. - Okay. Let's see how you like it.
A pillow? Oh, come on!
More! More!
All right.
Come on, mama's bear.
You can do better than that. Let's see what you got.
Come on.
Boog!
Oh, yeah. Don't mess with the Boogster. Fore!
All right, Lorraine.
Let's kiss this bear good night.
No! No! Stop!
Elliot?
Buddy?
Oh, Elliot.
You all right, Elliot?
I'm a little lightheaded.
Hey, Tiny. Nice show.
- Behold, the mighty grizzly. - Boog, Boog, Boog.
- Let's get him! - What? No!
- Stay away! No! - Here you go.
Cannonball!
You know, Elliot, this place ain't so bad.
Hold that thought. Oh, yeah.
Karate noises!
No.
- Beth? - Boog?
Oh, Boog.
- What's he doing? - Is he not gonna maul her?
No. She's his mom. She's taking us home.
Every buddy?
I was so worried. I'm bringing you back with me.
Come on. Let's go home.
Oh, no.
Come on, Boog. Let's go home.
Boog?
You are home.
I'm so proud of you.
So how are we both gonna fit in the helicopter?
- She's coming back, right? - Who?
The shorts lady. Boog?
- Hey, big guy. - What's up, Tiny?
- What's up? - You said that we...
- You're judging me? - How y'all doing?
- Hey, Boog. - Hi, Boog.
I know he's a duck. But he treats me like a lady.
- But she's... - Hey, buddy.
- Hey, find me some food. - Come on. What is our pickup time?
Elliot, we're staying here. This is our home.
These are our people. This is where we reside.
What? Are you insane?
Where have you been for the last two days?
This place is horrible. Horrible!
- Hey, guys. - What's up, lan?
Come on, Elliot. It ain't that bad.
She's at least gonna bring some Woo Hoo bars, right?
It's just the two of us, Elliot.
Unless you plan on going back to your herd.
What? And break up the team? Bros before does.
Yeah. Bros before does.
Hello, Elliot.
Catch you later, Boog.
Hey! Get off my trees, you bucktoothed sporran!
Feels like home, baby.
Hey, Boog!
- Rabbit fight! - Oh, no, you didn't.
Oh, yeah? Well, eat rabbit.
Hey, buddy.
Bob! Bob!
A real live homo-sasquatchus.
Wait, wait. No. No. No!